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An elderly man and his wife buy an RV to hit the road and see the world.

They stop at a gas station and the friendly attendant strikes up a conversation. He asks where they’re headed. The wife is hard of hearing so she asks what the man said and her husband tells her. Then the guy asks how far they’re planning to go. The wife again asks her husband what the man said and ...

Infantry Vs Special Forces

A Special Forces A-team and a group of Infantry Officers take a train to a conference. Each Infantry Officer holds a ticket. But the entire A-team has only one ticket for a single passenger. The Infantry Officers are just shaking their heads and are secretly pleased that the arrogant SF guys will fi...

A San Francisco cowboy and a Texas cowboy are riding their horses along the fence line...

So, a San Francisco cowboy and a Texas cowboy are riding their horses along the fence line. They're riding for a while when all of a sudden they come across a sheep who has its neck stuck in the fence.

The Texas cowboy gets all excited. "Oooo boy, look what we found! This is going to be GOOD...

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