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I hate when people ask how I see myself in 3 years

I donโ€™t have 2020 vision

This is the only day you can upvote this
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There were two nuns;

One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),
and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).

It is getting dark and they are still far away
from the convent.

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been
following us for the past thirty-eight and
a half minutes? I won...
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Sm mthrfckrs stl my vwls

Cn't hv sht n Dtrt
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I really like telling children at the station...

...that the way to Hogwarts is just a matter of speed.

\*SmAacK!

"try again faster."

\*SMACK!
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Amazing Apples

A man and his wife are walking through the state fair, when he notices something that clearly has to be a mistake. Taped to a table full of big beautiful apples is a sign that reads, 'Amazing Apples $10 each'. So the man tells the proprietor, "Excuse me sir but I think you made a mistake" pointing ...

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