Paddy Englishman,Paddy Scotsman and Paddy Irishamn were travelling together. They'd booked a hotel room, but there was a bit of miscommunication. Their room only had one large bed. The next morning, over breakfast, Paddy Englishman said: "I had a great nights sleep, I dreamt that I was g...
Bob Weir's yellow dog story
"Now what I think I'll do, is I'll take this opportunity to tell y'all a story. 'Cause y'all haven't heard it yet. And it
goes like this. There was a fellow, and he had a dog, a pet dog. And he used to walk his dog around, every now and
again. And anyway, well, it was a hot summer da...
How to carve a fish.
In the 70's in Scotland, there was a TV show called 'Weirs Way', where a man called Jim Weir would walk around the highlands, chatting with local characters.
One episode, he met an old man who carved elaborate walking sticks. Jim picked up a stick that had a beautiful leaping salmon for a han...
What type of person doesn't like Pizza?
"I don't know Doc, are you sure there's no other way?!"
Dying Man: "I don't know Doc, are you sure there's no other way?!"
Doctor: Well...there is one old trick that a mom discovered...but it's weird, and I HATE it."