A joke my dad has been telling for 45 years

My dad played high school baseball, and the second baseman, John, eventually grew up to be a very successful accountant and married his high school sweetheart. Over the next 25 years, John also collected rare and antique baseball cards, eventually accumulating the world's most expensive collection…<...

Bob Weir's yellow dog story

"Now what I think I'll do, is I'll take this opportunity to tell y'all a story. 'Cause y'all haven't heard it yet. And it

goes like this. There was a fellow, and he had a dog, a pet dog. And he used to walk his dog around, every now and

again. And anyway, well, it was a hot summer da...

"I don't know Doc, are you sure there's no other way?!"

Dying Man: "I don't know Doc, are you sure there's no other way?!"

Doctor: Well...there is one old trick that a mom discovered...but it's weird, and I HATE it."

What type of person doesn't like Pizza?

A WeirDOUGH.

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