"Now what I think I'll do, is I'll take this opportunity to tell y'all a story. 'Cause y'all haven't heard it yet. And it
goes like this. There was a fellow, and he had a dog, a pet dog. And he used to walk his dog around, every now and
again. And anyway, well, it was a hot summer da...
Escorts
Every escort I met had a different weired fetish, something I found deeply annoying.
Mainly because I trained as plumber and always hated getting the kinks out of the hose.
"I don't know Doc, are you sure there's no other way?!"
Dying Man: "I don't know Doc, are you sure there's no other way?!"
Doctor: Well...there is one old trick that a mom discovered...but it's weird, and I HATE it."
The 3 Paddys
Paddy Englishman,Paddy Scotsman and Paddy Irishamn were travelling together. They'd booked a hotel room, but there was a bit of miscommunication. Their room only had one large bed. The next morning, over breakfast, Paddy Englishman said: "I had a great nights sleep, I dreamt that I was g...
What type of person doesn't like Pizza?
A WeirDOUGH.
A joke my dad has been telling for 45 years
My dad played high school baseball, and the second baseman, John, eventually grew up to be a very successful accountant and married his high school sweetheart. Over the next 25 years, John also collected rare and antique baseball cards, eventually accumulating the world's most expensive collection…<...
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