Ever since my vasectomy my girlfriend has been calling me cutie...

Not because I am attractive, but because I am like those little oranges, sweet and seedless.

In medical school, you really do learn something new every day...

...for instance, today I learned that it's inappropriate to refer to infertile people as "seedless".

If I was a cannibal I'd only eat women.

Because they're seedless.

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