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I just saw this guy going up a hill with a wheelbarrow full of horseshoes, four leaf clovers and rabbit's feet.

I thought: โ€œHeโ€™s pushing his luck!โ€

Why don't you iron four-leaf clovers?

Because you don't want to press your luck.

I used to own a wheelbarrow full of four-leaf clovers...

But then I realized I really shouldn't push my luck.

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Irish I could say I came up with these St. Patty's Day jokes

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover?
-A rash of good luck.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Ireland?
- He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
-Regular rocks are too heavy.

How did the Irish ...

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