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See Through Jokes

What invention allows us to see through walls?

Windows!

My dad is see through and used to be a woman.

He’s a transparent trans-parent.

Dad invented a device which allows people to see through doors

He called them "windows"

What are parents that you can see through?

Transparents

A little girl says to her mother: "Mummy, when you were away at work a strange lady came around"...

"Not now," says Mummy. "Wait until Daddy gets home."

So they wait until Daddy gets home, and then Mummy says "Now dear, what were you saying about Daddy and the strange lady?"

And Daddy starts to say something but Mummy says, "You keep quiet - I'll be talking to my attorney in the mo...

Have I told you the joke about the window you can't see through?

I better not. It's too dirty.

What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

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Dave walks into a Victoria's Secret shop, and asks for a see through negligee, size 54-52-58.

The assistant looks at Dave and says:- "Why the fuck would you want to see through that?".

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Two boys, Nathaniel and Daniel, are captured by a madman. Daniel is sent into a room with a one way window that only Daniel could see through. On the other side, he saw his friend, Nate, with the madman...

Nate looked very frightened but if they've learned anything together during their years of friendship is that they'll always make it out of bad situations.

The madman finishes talking to Nate and walks out of the room, Nate adopting a relieved smile on his face.

Then, the madman walks...

Fishing……

Steve and his buddies were hanging out and planning an upcoming fishing trip.

Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn't go this time because his wife wouldn't let him.

After a lot of teasing and name calling, Steve headed home frustrated.

The following week when ...

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