What do you call it when you get a mysterious STD on your dick?
A real head scratcher
A man wins big...
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A gig worker hits a convenience store on the way home, and buys some juice, a sausage croissant, and a scratcher. Once outside he scratches the card, and wins $400 dollars. The guy collects his winnings and heads home.
When he arrives, he asks his wife "Wha...
I got the clearance from a Newfie
So this Newfie goes ice fishing.
He drills the hole, sits down, and puts his line in. Now he’s sitting there and he hears this ominous voice, “There’s no fish down there”
Puzzled, the Newfie gets up, carries his things a ways away. He drills the hole, sits down, and puts his line i...
I understand why Jesus was crucified
But the crown of thorns is a real head scratcher.
I have absolutely no idea how I got lice.
It’s a real head scratcher.
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I was at a party the other night.
I walked into the rager eager for a drink to quell my thirst, it was 9pm and things were just starting to heat up. A few steps through the door and I was greeted by a petit partygoer with flashing lights in her hair, she said something but I couldn't hear her over the DJ, but I wasn't really interes...