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Hos Jokes

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There's this Pimp and he's got 3 hos

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There's this pimp and he's got 3 hos. He says to the first ho "Where's the 100 dollars you owe me" Sh...

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Grandad and hos granson

A grandad and his grandson was on a fishing boat. The grandad takes a cookie out. The grandson asks can he have one? The grandad asked "can your dick touch your ass?". The grandson says "no". The grandad says "then you cant have one then".

A couple of years pass....

The two are on the ...

A Group of Basic Girls Will Have a Higher Concentration of HOs.

However, a group of acidic girls will have a higher concentration of Hs.

Ludacris's mansion boasts the world's largest sprinkler system. It's so large...

He's got hose in different area codes.

What’s the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa was smart enough to stop at three hos.

How can Santa afford all the toys he hands out?

With the money he makes off his ho-ho-hos.

Why did Mrs. Claus finally leave Santa after all these years?

She found out about his other two hos.

How did Santa Catch Herpes?

Too many ho ho hos.

I got a job as a regional distributor for Hostess snack cakes...

I got Ho-Hos in different area codes.

Why does Santa spend 364 days a year forming strong masculine relationships?

Bros before hos

What do you call a psychopathic farm?

A hos-till farm

Why was Snoop Dogg so exhausted after Christmas?

Because of all the ho ho hos.

Why is Santa so jolly this time if year?

He's got the naughty list and always chooses the three best hos!

The owner of hostess just brought the playboy mansion

Guess he really liked ho-hos and ding dongs

[Joke Requests] Im going as santa to a christmas party tonight and I need some good one-liners and jokes!

Im not looking for long winded jokes that have a punch line, more just quick witted (Some corny, some not) jokes to say. Somewhat along the lines of "can santa get some ho ho hos?" or stuff like that.

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Baby Polar Bear had a question for his dad

"Dad, am I 100% polar bear?" Hos dad smiled and responded "Baby Polar Bear, your mom is 100% polar bear, and I am too. Grandma and Grandpa are 100% as well. You are definitely 100% polar bear."

Unconvinced, Baby Polar Bear went to his mom. "Mom, am I 100% polar bear?" Mom grinned lovingly and...

[Long] There was this thief...

His name was John. Now John was the best there was. He had pulled off many heists and gathered millionsnof dollars. Many of the crimes were known, but the police did not know they were linked, as he used a completely different method each time.

So one day John goes to perform his biggest heis...

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