A Group of Basic Girls Will Have a Higher Concentration of HOs.

However, a group of acidic girls will have a higher concentration of Hs.

How did Santa Catch Herpes?

Too many ho ho hos.

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There's this Pimp and he's got 3 hos

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There's this pimp and he's got 3 hos. He says to the first ho "Where's the 100 dollars you owe me" Sh...

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Grandad and hos granson

A grandad and his grandson was on a fishing boat. The grandad takes a cookie out. The grandson asks can he have one? The grandad asked "can your dick touch your ass?". The grandson says "no". The grandad says "then you cant have one then".

A couple of years pass....

The two are on the ...

I got a job as a regional distributor for Hostess snack cakes...

I got Ho-Hos in different area codes.

Why did Mrs. Claus finally leave Santa after all these years?

She found out about his other two hos.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

I've told this story to many naive greens before me, so self-absorbed in their own notions of human conflict and the meaning of war. Whenever I finish the tale they're always pale as Lyndon B's corrupt lyin' ass. I can't blame 'em. This story kept me up throughout my whole deployment in those damn j...

Why does Santa spend 364 days a year forming strong masculine relationships?

Bros before hos

Ludacris's mansion boasts the world's largest sprinkler system. It's so large...

He's got hose in different area codes.

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