My wife beamed at me with pride and said, “Wow! I can’t believe our son would go so far.”
Me: Me neither. This trebuchet is awesome. Go get our daughter.
A King and his squire during a battle
King: "Cannons, fire!"
Squire: "Your majesty, we have no cannons"
King: "Ok then. Cavalry, charge!"
Squire: "We have no cavalry either"
King: "Ok then. Archers, loose!"
Squire: "We have no archers either"
King: "Ok then. Infantry, attack!"
Squire: "W...
Why don't you ever see ninja hippos hiding in trees?
Because that's how good they are.
A conversation between a man and a woman
Conversation between a man and a woman. She asks him 5 or 6 questions that he answers quickly and easily. She, however, will remain silent after answering a question asked by the man:
- woman: "Do you drink beer?"
- man: "Yes"
- Woman: "How many beers do you drink a day?" ...
Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos?
Because there's no Tres passing.
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