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What do you call it when you get a mysterious STD on your dick?

A real head scratcher

I got the clearance from a Newfie

So this Newfie goes ice fishing.

He drills the hole, sits down, and puts his line in. Now he’s sitting there and he hears this ominous voice,
“There’s no fish down there”

Puzzled, the Newfie gets up, carries his things a ways away. He drills the hole, sits down, and puts his line i...

I understand why Jesus was crucified

But the crown of thorns is a real head scratcher.

I have absolutely no idea how I got lice.

It’s a real head scratcher.

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