My waiter asked, "would you like sour cream, bacon and chives on your potato?"
"That's a loaded question."
I make vegetarian thanksgivings dinners
They're called chive turkeys
Two dog owners are arguing about whose pet is smarter.
My dog is so smart,” says the first owner, that every morning he goes to the store and buys me a sesame seed bagel with chive cream cheese, stops off at Starbucks and picks me up a mocha latte, and then comes home and turns on ESPN, all before I get out of bed.
I know, says the second owner.<...
I thought I heard an onion singing a Bee Gees song.
But it turned out it was just a chive talking.
If a vegan accidentally eats meat...
Do they break out in chives?
My wife rolled a blunt using my to-do list!
She is high on my list of priorities!
Credit to : The Chive
I was walking by the fridge last night and I thought I could hear the spring onions singing a BeeGees song.
Turns out it was just the chives talking.
How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?
With his bear hands.
Thank the Chive for that one.
Son walks into the living room and says to his Dad
"Dad I think im going crazy, every time I walk past the fridge I can hear the Bee Gees"... "Oh thats nothing" replies the Dad, "its just the chives talking".
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Family First (original joke)
Mr. Scott Lood was a poor little farmer from Illinois who paid the bills by churning butter all day and all night. He came from a family of dairy farmers: his father was a cream maker, and his father before him a cheese maker. There was little money to be made in this line of work- so little in fact...
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