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Satnav Jokes

I'm sick and tired of my Bonnie Tyler satnav.

It keeps telling me to turn around, it got me lost in France, and every now and then it falls apart.

My new Fleetwood Mac satnav is useless.

It just keeps telling me I can go my own way.



>!(Also, you can enjoy the earworm)!<

What do you call a mind reading satnav?

A Tell-a-path

My wife broke her SatNav and wants $150 for a new one.

She can get lost.

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