Navi Jokes - 4 Hilarious Navi Jokes

Why did Norway’s Navy have barcodes on all the ships?

So when they come back into port they can Scandinavian...

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Why does the Norway Navy have bar codes on the side of their ships?

So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian!

Edit: whoops I meant Norwegian Navy

Edit 2: Thanks to commenters I have links to other people who have posted this joke! I haven’t been around very long so I didn’t know, go give them an upvote as well if you’d like!

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Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?

So when they dock they can Scandinavian.

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Over 100 Coronavirus cases have been reported on the British Navy's flagship HMS Queen Elizabeth.

Other ships in the fleet have been told to keep their distance as it's a carrier.

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