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Santa's Sleigh Jokes

-Santa's sleigh was hit by a car. Several deers died. What is left?

-The remaindeer

How much does Santa's sleigh cost?

Nothing, it's on the house!

Why did the police search Santa's sleigh

They had probable Claus

What does it cost to get Santa's sleigh around the world?

8 or 9 bucks

Why did Yoda turn Santa's sleigh around?

Because he always reverses clauses.

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