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To who ever put the "L" in Noel

Is it that hard to follow simple instructions?

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So Noel Gallagher's up on stage at rehearsals before a show.................................

So Noel Gallagher's up on stage at rehearsals before a show, and his guitar tech is showing him his new instrument.
Noel looks it over, examining the beautiful, expensive guitar, and asks: "What's that knob at the front for?"
The guitar tech looks up, then back at Noel. "Oh, that's Liam. He si...

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I'll never forget giving Noel Gallagher his first guitar. He said to me, "What's that knob at the front for?"

I said, "It's Liam, he's the lead singer."

(and because I know I'll have too, UK slang has knob as another word for cock)

Liam Gallagher, lead singer of Oasis, decides to learn the politics of his home country. So he goes up to Noel and asks-

"What's a Tory, (Morning Glory), weeeelllll??"

Noel Edmunds would be a better prime minister

He’s had years of experience playing deal or no deal

I have a list of friends who love palindromes!

Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, De...

What's the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has noel.

I asked my friend what it’s like living in China.

He said , “can’t complain”. - Noel Smith

Who lies about their names spelling every time they introduce themselves?

Noel

If I ever have a daughter I want to name her Noe.

It would be pronounced like Noel and spelled the same but with no 'L'.

What’s the problem with the current spelling of Christmas?

There’s Noel

What name do you need to win at everything?

Noel.

What kind of medal would Santa Claus win?

A Noel Prize

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We everyone, I wish a of you ovey people a happy christmas, ive ife to the fu est, and make merry with a your fami ies.

crap sorry, noel.

In church tonight ....

My sister said she didn't need a hymnal because she knew the lyrics to every Christmas song.

I told my brother, "Don't mind her, she's just a big noel-it-all."

Christmas Jokes!

Saw these Christmas one-liners. If everyone is drunk at Christmas, these might be funny!

Q: What do you call an elf who sings? A: a wrapper!

Q: Why is Christmas just like your job? A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

Q: Why is Santa so jolly...

Why is the Stranger Things Christmas special going to be lame?

Noel

Why don't we call it Christlmas?

Noel.

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