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Safes Jokes

My friend was telling me about a salmon that could break into safes...

Turned out to be a lox myth.

I used to really want to know how to break into bank safes

It’s not all that it’s cracked up to be

Irish bank robbery

Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash & valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank.

The robbers c...

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