I told my son to stop playing Russian roulette but you know how it is with kids...

In one ear, out the other

The thing with Russian Roulette is

you don't want to go last.

I invited my friends to play Russian Roulette with me.

We had a blast playing.

Statistically 100,000 people die each year playing Russian roulette ....

It's mind-blowing!

Six stormtroopers decided to play Russian Roulette.

They got away with a warning but had to pay for the damage.

I was the referee in a Russian Roulette tournament

I did an excellent job, none of the losers complained

Coke is like Russian roulette:

If the first time is mind-blowing your life is probably over

Russian Roulette is pretty easy

Just ask anyone who’s played, they all say they won

Russian Roulette is completely safe to play!

I interviewed people who played and %100 said that they all survived!

Russian Roulette is harmless...

say 5 out of 6, who’ve tried it...

I surveyed many people who had played Russian roulette

Seems like the probability of dying is actually 0%

Alexei Navalny must be really, really good at Russian Roulette.

I just don't know how many more days he can keep up this winning streak.

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My girlfriend and I played Russian Roulette once

We had sex afterwards even though she lost

My friend is a man of extreme luck. He won the Russian roulette 5 times in a row!

\*was

We've all heard about Russian Roulette but how many of you have heard about Indian Roulette?

They give you a flute and six large deadly cobras.

And one of the cobras is deaf.

My grandfather was the best Russian Roulette player

He only lost once

why is the russian roulette safest game ever

because i saw no negative reviews about the game

5 out of 5 people enjoy Russian Roulette.

There was supposed to be a sixth, but he never got back to me about his experience.

My friend loves playing Roulette, so I figured I would introduce him to Russian Roulette.

Blew his mind.

I watched a group of people play "Soviet Russian Roulette" .

It was just like Russian Roulette,

Just that everyone died equally.

Me: *playing Russian roulette* you first

Him: this is an automatic

Me: my house my rules

I reckon I have a lucky gene for russian roulette

My grandad played all the time and he only lost once.
I'll bet my life on it.

I had a friend who was really good at Russian roulette,

He’s only lost a single time!

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Won a game of Russian roulette

Walked away with $80 but their casinos are a shit hole

Six reasons not to play russian roulette.

The fifth one will blow your mind!

My friends and I used to love a good game of Russian Roulette.

Unfortunately, they're a bunch of sore losers and won't play it with me anymore.

Did you hear about the guy who played russian roulette with a semiautomatic?

He got the first round.

let's play russian roulette with a shrink ray! i'll go first

^oh ^come ^on

I've recently discovered how amazing russian roulette is

It's absolutely mind blowing

Eating her cooking is like playing Russian roulette.

I never know which meal is going to kill
me.

Russian roulette

five out of six scientists claim that playing russian roulette its absolutely safe!

There's only one problem with this Russian Roulette club

Every year it gets smaller and smaller

Every 5 out of 6 people say Russian Roulette is fun...

I wonder why the sixth guy hates it

What do you call Russian roulette for vampires?

High stakes poker.

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Zambian version of Russian Roulette

As usual, things were not going well at the United Nations. Thus, many visiting ambassadors had to room together. It just so happened that Vladimir, the Russian Ambassador, and Umballa, the Zambian Ambassador, were sharing a suite.
To pass the time, Vladimir introduced his fellow dignitary to the...

What is a hipster russian roulette?

You got six cookies and five of them is gluten free.

Statistics

Statistically:

\- 5 people out of 6 are satisfied with the result of Russian roulette

\- 0 out of 6 people complain about the result

Have you heard of Polish Roulette?

It's just like Russian Roulette but you use an automatic.

Haha, jokes lol

Three guys were playing Russian roulette with a 6 shot revolver and 1 in the chamber, the first guy picks up a single cigarette, smokes it, then shoots and nothing comes out, the second guy picks up 2 smokes, enjoys his time. Fires 2x and nothing comes out. The third guy thinks for a second and says...

What activity can reduce a person's chance of dying of cancer by 16.6%?

Russian Roulette.

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A Russian goes to Africa.

A Russian goes to Africa and is hanging out with the locals. He asks if they've ever played Russian roulette.

"We have our own version. There are six women. You pick one, and she gives you a blowjob."

"What's the danger in that?"

"One of them is a cannibal."

What do you call it when Donald Trump picks a new member of the government?

Russian Roulette.

Three men discover they have each been the victim of a shipwreck at some point in their past.

Three men are talking about their brushes with disaster, and by a stunning coincidence they find that all three of them have, at some point in their lives, been shipwrecked and stranded with the other survivors on a deserted island. They begin to detail their experiences.

"The hardest part wa...

The President of Ethiopia pays a visit to Moscow to meet Vladimir Putin

So the two sit down and discuss their politics when Putin says, "Hey, I'm bored, we have a fun little game we play here called Russian Roulette. We should play it."

"How do you play?" The President of Ethiopia asks.

"Easy, here's a pistol. It has a round and some empty slots. Point th...

If you can't handle losing....

... 'Russian Roulette' is an excellent choice of game.

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A man takes a trip to Africa... [NSFW]

he decides to take a walk around the local village and experience the African culture first hand. he stumbles onto something he's never seen before. six African women were sitting in a circle with a bottle laying in the middle. a man walks by and spins the bottle. the bottle points to one of the wom...

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