Before I rush off to the bathroom to pee, I just wanted to tell you what a good friend you are to me.
On a scale from 1 to 10...
*urinate*
A group of engineering teachers walk onto a plane..
..the teachers were on their way to an engineering confrence. The pilot came on the intercom and welcomed the teachers on board. He then said, "Teachers, we have word that your students completed all the math and physics that went into building this plane."
In a hurry, all the teachers rushe...
"Your ticket, please..."
A group of mathematicians and a group of engineers are traveling together by train to attend a conference on mathematical methods in engineering. Each engineer has a ticket whereas only one of the mathematicians has one. Of course, the engineers laugh at the unworldly mathematicians and look forward...
I went out last night with a group of enthusiastic weavers.
Unfortunately they had to rush off to meet a looming deadline.
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