Before I rush off to the bathroom to pee, I just wanted to tell you what a good friend you are to me.
On a scale from 1 to 10...
"Your ticket, please..."
A group of mathematicians and a group of engineers are traveling together by train to attend a conference on mathematical methods in engineering. Each engineer has a ticket whereas only one of the mathematicians has one. Of course, the engineers laugh at the unworldly mathematicians and look forward...
I went out last night with a group of enthusiastic weavers.
Unfortunately they had to rush off to meet a looming deadline.