A private goes AWOL from the Army to follow his calling as a pastry chef, but gets caught and arrested.
He was eventually court-martialed and sentenced to five years in prison for being a desserter.
A sailor was caught AWOL as he tried to sneak on board his ship...
A sailor was caught AWOL as he tried to sneak on board his ship at about 3 am. The chief petty officer spied him and ordered the sailor to stop. Upon hearing the sailor's lame explanation for his tardiness, the officer ordered the sailor, "Take this broom and sweep every link on this anchor chain by...
A soldier runs up a hill and around a corner before slamming into an officer.
“Where do you think you’re going, son?” “Sorry, Captain! It’s crazy out there and the firefight was so heavy. I got scare and tried to go AWOL.” “Who you calling “Captain?” I’m a general!” “Wow!” exclaimed the soldier. “I didn’t realized I’d run that far back.”
What do you call a walnut that has mysteriously disappeared?
What happened to all the US government employees?