Some guy knocked on my door wanting to tell me the great news about our Lord.
I said "fuck off, i dont beleave in of that shit."
As I tried to close the door in his face, he grabbed my arm and twisted it up my back slamming my face into the wall, then with a single rabbit punch broke 3 of my ribs, he then kung fu kicked my leg shattering the bone in three places.<...
Why do trees make good missionaries?
They make people beleave in them.
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So this guy who works in an aquarium
Get summoned by his boss Who is looking very worried.
And she says to him, "I've just walked by the dolphin tank, And they're feeling very amorous - They're doing all sort of things to each other. And the trouble is in less than an hour, We've got three busloads of second gr...