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Roof Top Jokes

A physicist sees a man standing on the edge of a roof top and he shouts...

...don't do it! You have so much potential!

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NSFW Superman is flying over New York city when he sees Wonder Woman lying naked on a roof top and stretching and curling very seductively.

Superman gets hard right away. "I can fly in, fuck her and fly away so fast that she won't even see me or even know what happened to her" So he flies down really fast, fucks her, and flies away.

"ahh my ass, what the fuck was that?" screams invisible man jumping off of the Wonder Woman

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Superman is flying across town when

He spots Wonder Woman laying on a roof top naked. All exposed soaking up the sun. He thinks to himself, "I'm Superman. I'm faster than a speeding bullet. I could swish down there, do a few pumps and be out before ya know it!"

So, Superman swoops down, pumps out at Mach III and is gone jus...

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The Killing Joke

There were two guys locked up in an insane asylum together. One night, they decide that they hate it there, and they want to escape. So, they make it onto the roof top, and just across a narrow gap, they see rooftops of the town, stretching into moonlight, into freedom.

The first guy jumps ac...

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I see there's a popular trend of translating foreign jokes in the sub, so here's a one from Hebrew.

What do you call 10 Moroccan Jews on a roof top?

An alarm system.

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So Superman is flying over metropolis...

when he looks down and spots Wonder Woman sunbathing naked on a roof top. He thinks to himself 'well I'm faster than a speeding bullet I can swoop down and smash that wonder pussy and fly away so fast she won't know what hit her'. So he flys down super quick and pumps the pussy and flys away. Wonder...

King ordered his Minister to find 5 idiots

A King of a Kingdom called his Prime Minister and asked, like there are Brilliant people in his State will there be Idiots available?.

Minister said there will be.

King then ordered his Minister to go around the State search and bring 5 of such Idiots and present to him in the Council...

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