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A man with a mullet walks into a bar

The bartender says "The party's in the back."

How do you kill a redneck ware wolf?

A silver mullet.

I want to make a trivia show for rednecks where wrong answers cost them their hair.

I'll call it "Mullet Over."

I ran into a celebrity while walking down Hollywood Boulevard. He had a mullet, tons of jewelry, and was yelling, β€œI piy the fool!”

I said, β€œHey, you missed a t.”

i went to a redneck barbers to day,

sat down in the chair then quickly changed my mind got up and walked away.

Think i may have dodged the mullet on this one.

"You've had the same haircut since 1987. Will you at least think about changing it?"

"I don't know, I'll mullet over"

Donald Trump's advisers worry he could lose support from his base, so they suggested he change his hairstyle to better connect with white, rural voters...

...he's going to mullet over.

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