My friend told me that my herb garden looks like a mullet.

I keep the basil in the front and the parsley in the back.

A man with a mullet walks into a bar

The bartender says "The party's in the back."

Someone suggested I grow out my hair, but only in the back.

Told him I'd mullet over.

I want to make a trivia show for rednecks where wrong answers cost them their hair.

I'll call it "Mullet Over."

I ran into a celebrity while walking down Hollywood Boulevard. He had a mullet, tons of jewelry, and was yelling, “I piy the fool!”

I said, “Hey, you missed a t.”

Hairstyle Competition

Hello, my name is John and I would like to tell you about the time I entered a hairstyle competition. You see, I have always loved trying out different hairstyles and colors. It is something I have put great effort into!

It was about February of last year that the idea of entering a hairstyle...

"You've had the same haircut since 1987. Will you at least think about changing it?"

"I don't know, I'll mullet over"

Donald Trump's advisers worry he could lose support from his base, so they suggested he change his hairstyle to better connect with white, rural voters...

...he's going to mullet over.

i went to a redneck barbers to day,

sat down in the chair then quickly changed my mind got up and walked away.

Think i may have dodged the mullet on this one.

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