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Pollock Jokes

Eco-activists, as a protest, splashed paint on a famous Jackson Pollock painting

No-one noticed.

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NSFW As everyone knows it was a Pollock that invented Pussy.....

Who else but a Polack would put an eating establishment, right next to a dump!

I just took a test to see how good my Jackson Pollock impression is.

I passed with flying colors.

Jackson Pollock is your favorite artist?

Weird flecks, but okay.

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Sometimes Jackson Pollock would make paintings by ejaculating all over the canvas.

Whaddaya know, the cock could doodle too.

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A englishman, frenchman and pollock are on safari........

In the deepest, darkest pits of the african jungles. They are sitting at camp when suddenly they are attacked by cannibals, beaten, tied and taken back to their village.

They awaken all tied to trees and the cannibal leader walks up to the englishman and says "Were going to skin you alive, ea...

What do you get when you mix Ernest Hemingway and a shotgun?

A new Jackson Pollock painting

Did you hear about the dog that's become the first to officially own pieces of art?

He's the first dog to be able to lick his own Pollocks

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