A sponge was talking to her friend the sea urchin about her upcoming vacation.
“Do you have any big plans?”, asked the sea urchin.
“Not really,” answered the sponge. “I'm just going to soak up the scenery.”
If we were at war with sea urchins from Yemen...
... we would have enemy Yemeni anemones.
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An Englishman, an American and a Japanese guy are on a boat, moments away from plunging over a waterfall to their doom...
Suddenly a genie appears. The genie explains that he is of limited power. He cannot prevent their inevitable deaths, but he can grant each man one wish before he dies.
The American steps up first. 'I love my country. Before I die I want to sing my national anthem one last time. The full versi...
Why wasn't the sea urchin invited to the pool party?
Because he was acting like a little prick
I thought the sea urchin was my friend
but it was anemone.
Why did the heavyset mermaid wear a turtleneck?
So you wouldn't sea urchins!
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A walk on the beach
On my first (and so far only) visit to Hawaii, I was staying at a beautiful little cottage outside Hilo. There's a neat little place called Uncle's Awa Club, where they hold a farmer's market, live music, food of all kinds... Right in the lava zone, very remote.
I'd read about one of the boot...
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