Rock Climber Jokes - 9 Hilarious Rock Climber Jokes

Rock climbers are doing hard work.

Don't they Everest?

How did the rock climber lose his friend?

He cut ties with him.

I want to be a rock climber, but I’m taking mattress making classes just to be safe.

It’s…something to fall back on.

What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a rock climber?

You can't. A mosquito is a vector, but a rock climber is a scalar.

I really hate asking rock climbers for a high-five

they keep leaving me hanging

My career as a professional rock climber is going great, but I'm also taking a course in mattress-making.

Just so I've got something to fall back on.

Chairman Mao was a keen rock climber who managed to scale all the top ten peaks of China. He commemorated his achievement by getting his ears pierced and adding 10 pieces of jewellery to represent each peak.

he was....(ahem)....MaoTenEarring.

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3 rock climbers (Bob, Tim, Jack) were attempting to climb Everest. In a freak accident, Bob and Tim lost all of their supplies. Unable to progress any further, they decide to make camp and share jack's supplies. The three of them slept side to side, with bob and Tim on either side of jack. In the mo...

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