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Covid 19 Jokes

Some people aren’t shaking hands because of COVID 19.

I’m not shaking hands because everyone is out of toilet paper and hand sanitizer.

The spread of Covid 19 is based on 2 factors...

1) How dense the population is.

2) How dense the population is.

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I've lost a few family members to COVID 19.......

They didn't die, but they said a bunch of stupid shit on facebook and refuse to wear masks so they're dead to me.

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Trump's Covid 19 Response

That's it, that's the whole fucking joke.

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Covid 19.

Since lock-down. I've had the shits since March.




Thank fuck they return to school in September.

What is the difference between being vegan and having Covid 19 ?

With Covid the loss of taste is only temporary..

What do covid 19 vaccine and a new iPhone/smartphone have in common?

Just when you get the latest one, there's a new one you have to get.

For how long since its discovery has Covid 19 been deadly?

From right off the bat.

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Pornhub has announced they will be giving Italians under quarantine due to covid 19 free premium access

Talk about coming together when things get hard.

Got a Covid 19 joke for ya'll

But 99.26 of yall wont get it

My love for you is like COVID 19

It keeps increasing everyday

Covid 19 and trump

Health secretary in a briefing to Trump: "Sir, in Chennai, India 36 Tamillians have been killed due to Corona Virus"

Trump is silent. His lips quiver. His hands shiver. His eyes wells up. He is unable to speak.

Health secretary is stunned. He never imagined that this event could affect...

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At the beginning of COVID 19, there was a man.

He was told to wash his hands for 20 seconds at a time. He chose not to and said God would protect him and the believers.
He was told he should be wearing a mask to protect others. He chose not to and said God would protect him and the believers.
He was told he should socially distance. He w...

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