What do covid 19 vaccine and a new iPhone/smartphone have in common?
Just when you get the latest one, there's a new one you have to get.
Free Organic Pathologist Test
Go upto a tree and take a leak:
* If pee attracts ants, you've got diabetes. * If it dries fast, your sodium is high. * If it smells like meat, your cholesterol is high. * If you forgot to unzip, it's Alzheimer's. * If you missed the tree, Parkinson's. * If you peed on yo...
What is the difference between being vegan and having Covid 19 ?
With Covid the loss of taste is only temporary..
Wembley Tickets- England v Scotland Friday 18th June 2021 Kick off 8pm
One of my best friends has two spare tickets in a corporate box for the England v Scotland game. They were £300 each but he didn't realise they are on the same day as his Covid 19 postponed wedding.
If you are interested he is looking for someone to take his place!
It is at Manchester...
Wife : How dare you saved my mobile number as Covid 19
Husband : Because you take my breath away!
For how long since its discovery has Covid 19 been deadly?
From right off the bat.
The Mighty Ant
Why can't ants get Covid 19?
They have tiny ant-y bodies!
I've just had that dreaded call telling me I have to self isolate!
Apparently my roommates cat has Covid 19!
Don't ask Meow
Just been up town and there’s a bloke near Oxford Circus with a suitcase selling COVID 19 vaccines. £2 each or three for a Pfizer.
Why was covid not allowed into a bar?
Cus covid 19