What did the Swiss mountaineer say when he got to a mountain where global warming was reversing itself?
Let's go climate!
An old mountaineer and his ex-wife...
were fighting over custody of their kids. The mother protested that since she brought her kids into this world, she should retain custody of them. The judge asked the old mountaineer for his side of the story. After a long moment of silence, the mountaineer rose from his chair and asked, "Judge, whe...
Why was it awkward to talk to the mountaineer?
He liked to tell everyone when he was climb-axing.
Have you lived here all your life?
asked a salesman of a lean, lantern-jawed Tennessee mountaineer who stood idly leaning against a rail fence.
The mountaineer shifted his weight from one foot to the other and replied, "Not yit."
Source: 1913 newspaper
A nervous mountaineer looks at the steep mountain...
Which his guide had proposed to climb.
- Do people tumble down often here?
- No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.
Why are mountains so good at listening?
Because of all the Mountaineers!