were fighting over custody of their kids. The mother protested that since she brought her kids into this world, she should retain custody of them. The judge asked the old mountaineer for his side of the story. After a long moment of silence, the mountaineer rose from his chair and asked, "Judge, whe...
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What did the Mountaineer name his son?
Cliff
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Why was it awkward to talk to the mountaineer?
He liked to tell everyone when he was climb-axing.
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What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountaineer?
Nothing - you can't cross a vector with a scalar.
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What did the Swiss mountaineer say when he got to a mountain where global warming was reversing itself?
Let's go climate!
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A nervous mountaineer looks at the steep mountain...
Which his guide had proposed to climb.
- Do people tumble down often here?
- No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.
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Have you lived here all your life?
asked a salesman of a lean, lantern-jawed Tennessee mountaineer who stood idly leaning against a rail fence.
The mountaineer shifted his weight from one foot to the other and replied, "Not yit."
Source: 1913 newspaper
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Why are mountains so good at listening?
Because of all the Mountaineers!
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Two mountaineers pass a crevasse during a mountain tour
One climber says to the other: "My travel guide fell into this crevasse last year." The other mountaineer says: "And didn't that really take you away?" The mountaineer replies: "No, he was already very old anyway, and besides, some pages were missing!"
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How do mountains hear?
with mountaineers (mountain ears)
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