who were proud of their well-kept boats (the "Tuning Fork" and the "Robert Frost", respectively). In all ways they were evenly matched as able sailors except when it came to braiding rope. Not that the Tuning fork’s captain’s braids were deficient, but the other had a flair when it came to bra...
Ogden Nash and Robert Frost die and are facing St. Peter at the Pearly Gates...
St. Peter doesn't recognize them and asks for identification. They both respond that they are great poets from Earth and are surprised that they're not recognized. St. Peter challenges them - "If you're such great poets. let me hear you form a rhyme for "Timbuktu".
The poets think for a mom...
Why did the chicken of destiny cross the road?
Robert Frost: "To cross the road less traveled by."
Johann Friedrich von Goethe: "The eternal hen-principle made it do it."
Ralph Waldo Emerson: "It didn't cross the road; it TRANSCENDED it."
. . .
... Ernest Hemingway (*whispers*): "To die. In the rain."
I took the road less travelled by
But so did everyone else because they saw it on Google Maps and now we're all stuck in traffic. -Robert Frost
The Redneck Poet
Robert Frost and a redneck came to heaven's gate at the same time. St. Peter stood at the gate with instuctions for the two: ''You cannot enter the gates of heaven until you can make up a poem and recite it to me using the word 'Timbuktu' in it.'' Robert Frost stepped up and recited a magnificent, g...
Once Upon A Time there was a International Poets Contest. All the poets from across the lands came to compete bringing there best original work to compete against their peers. For 40 days and nights they competed eliminating Poet after Poet.
On the 40th day they had narrowed it down to only 2 poets. Both poets read poems back to back for 12 hours, each poem as good as the last. After the 12th hour the judge’s became exhausted and realized that this may never end as both poets were equally amazing. They had to decide a winner and they ha...
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