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A professor was giving a lecture on involuntary muscular contractions to his students. Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, he decided to lighten the mood. He pointed to a young woman in the front row and asked, do you know what your asshole is doing while you're having an orgasm?

She replied, "He's probably playing golf with his friends."

All day I drill holes in metal and bolt them together.

At first it's boring, then it's riveting.

riveting stuff really.

So I've been studying how metal joinery was done before welding was invented. Riveting stuff really.

Did you see the show about metal fasteners?

It was riveting.

Do you really enjoy joining pieces of sheet metal together all day long?

Yes, it's riveting.

I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together.

Riveting.

Book Jokes.

I read a thriller in Braille.
You can really feel the suspense.

I’m reading a book about Anti-Gravity.
It’s impossible to put down.

I read a book about submarine construction.
It’s riveting.

I’m reading a book about adhesives.
It has me glued to my seat .

I...

I'm reading a book about shipbuilding

It's riveting

An engineer is giving a lecture at the local college...

The lecture hall is completely full with a line out the door of people trying to get in. From the outside of the building the audience could be heard erupting with laughter, applause, oohs and aahs, and gasps of surprise.

A man walking by sees the line out the door and hears the commotion co...

I put a nut on a bolt today.

It was riveting.

Just watched a really interesting documentary about ship building.

Riveting.

Did you hear the joke about the construction worker?

It was very riveting.

Ever watch a documentary about joining steel together?

It can be riveting.

I just read a book on how they join two boat panels together.

It was riveting!

Today I was asked about my job manufacturing nuts and bolts

I told them it was quite riveting

My wife asked me if there was an interesting alternative to using screws or nails as fasteners.

I told her yes... and it's riveting.

I recently saw a movie about nuts and bolts.....

The plot was riveting!

Why did the airplane builder love his job?

Because every day was riveting.

I was watching a video of some entry level iron workers.

It's riveting.

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The Bullfrog

A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday.

After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive.

She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a fortune.

Well, said the clerk, I have a very large bullfrog. The...

Why is building a bridge better than building a tunnel?

One is riveting, the other is boring.

My friend got a job fastening metal plates together. He hates it.

He says it's not fun or interesting, which I dont understand. I think his job is riveting.

What do you call a story about a WW2 shipyard?

A riveting tale.

I read a metalworking book on how to attach two pieces of sheet metal together.

The story was riveting.

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