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Riveting Jokes

riveting stuff really.

So I've been studying how metal joinery was done before welding was invented. Riveting stuff really.

All day I drill holes in metal and bolt them together.

At first it's boring, then it's riveting.

Not all construction work is equally enjoyable.

For instance, drilling a large hole is boring, but fastening two pieces of metal together is riveting.

I just watched a two-hour documentary on how modern jetliners are manufactured.

It was riveting.

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What does your ass hole do when you orgasm? (NSFW)

A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions" to his first year medical students.

Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.

He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, "Do you know wha...

Have you ever considered a career in shipbuilding?

I heard it's riveting.

I just saw a documentary on how ships are kept together.

It was riveting.

I just saw a great documentary on how they built the Eiffel Tower.

I'm not gonna lie, it was riveting.

Did you see the show about metal fasteners?

It was riveting.

Ever seen a blacksmith join two metal sheets?

It's riveting

I bought a book today about how to attach permanent metal fasteners.

It’s riveting.

An engineer is giving a lecture at the local college...

The lecture hall is completely full with a line out the door of people trying to get in. From the outside of the building the audience could be heard erupting with laughter, applause, oohs and aahs, and gasps of surprise.

A man walking by sees the line out the door and hears the commotion co...

Anyone else watch the documentary on the construction of the Brooklyn Bridge?

It was riveting

I watched a documentary on how they built the hull of the Titanic last night....

It was riveting.

What's the most exciting job on a construction site?

Riveting

Did you hear the one about the structural engineer's first day on the job?

It was riveting.

Do you really enjoy joining pieces of sheet metal together all day long?

Yes, it's riveting.

I recently saw a movie about nuts and bolts.....

The plot was riveting!

I can't stop watching this guy build a boat!

He's riveting!!!

Just watched a really interesting documentary about ship building.

Riveting.

I put a nut on a bolt today.

It was riveting.

Ever watch a documentary about joining steel together?

It can be riveting.

Today I was asked about my job manufacturing nuts and bolts

I told them it was quite riveting

My wife asked me if there was an interesting alternative to using screws or nails as fasteners.

I told her yes... and it's riveting.

I just read a book on how they join two boat panels together.

It was riveting!

Why did the airplane builder love his job?

Because every day was riveting.

Why is building a bridge better than building a tunnel?

One is riveting, the other is boring.

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The Bullfrog

A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday.

After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive.

She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a fortune.

Well, said the clerk, I have a very large bullfrog. The...

What do you call a story about a WW2 shipyard?

A riveting tale.

My friend got a job fastening metal plates together. He hates it.

He says it's not fun or interesting, which I dont understand. I think his job is riveting.

I read a metalworking book on how to attach two pieces of sheet metal together.

The story was riveting.

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