riveting stuff really.

So I've been studying how metal joinery was done before welding was invented. Riveting stuff really.

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A professor was giving a lecture on involuntary muscular contractions to his students. Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, he decided to lighten the mood. He pointed to a young woman in the front row and asked, do you know what your asshole is doing while you're having an orgasm?

She replied, "He's probably playing golf with his friends."

Ever seen a blacksmith join two metal sheets?

It's riveting

Not all construction work is equally enjoyable.

For instance, drilling a large hole is boring, but fastening two pieces of metal together is riveting.

Did you hear the one about the structural engineer's first day on the job?

It was riveting.

I watched a documentary on how they built the hull of the Titanic last night....

It was riveting.

I once read a book on how the Titanic was built

It was riveting

Did you see the show about metal fasteners?

It was riveting.

An engineer is giving a lecture at the local college...

The lecture hall is completely full with a line out the door of people trying to get in. From the outside of the building the audience could be heard erupting with laughter, applause, oohs and aahs, and gasps of surprise.

A man walking by sees the line out the door and hears the commotion co...

What's the most exciting job on a construction site?


Do you really enjoy joining pieces of sheet metal together all day long?

Yes, it's riveting.

I'm reading a book about shipbuilding

It's riveting

I put a nut on a bolt today.

It was riveting.

Just watched a really interesting documentary about ship building.


Ever watch a documentary about joining steel together?

It can be riveting.

Today I was asked about my job manufacturing nuts and bolts

I told them it was quite riveting

I just read a book on how they join two boat panels together.

It was riveting!

I recently saw a movie about nuts and bolts.....

The plot was riveting!

My wife asked me if there was an interesting alternative to using screws or nails as fasteners.

I told her yes... and it's riveting.

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The Bullfrog

A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday.

After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive.

She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a fortune.

Well, said the clerk, I have a very large bullfrog. The...

Why did the airplane builder love his job?

Because every day was riveting.

I was watching a video of some entry level iron workers.

It's riveting.

Why is building a bridge better than building a tunnel?

One is riveting, the other is boring.

My friend got a job fastening metal plates together. He hates it.

He says it's not fun or interesting, which I dont understand. I think his job is riveting.

What do you call a story about a WW2 shipyard?

A riveting tale.

I read a metalworking book on how to attach two pieces of sheet metal together.

The story was riveting.

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