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Return Of The Jedi Jokes

Return of the Jedi....

Is not possible, without the Receipt of the Jedi.

Where did Luke Skywalker go shopping between Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi?

Second Hand Store

Now that I have children, I really understand the scene in

Return of the Jedi where Yoda is so tired of answering Luke’s questions that he just up and dies.

In the vein of today's Star Wars announcement, a topical joke

In a deleted scene from Return of the Jedi, Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader are fighting a duel to the death when suddenly Darth says to Luke: "Not only am I your Father, but I also know what you're getting for Christmas!"

Taken aback by the change of subject and suspecting a trap, Luke replie...

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