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Ewok Jokes

Why don't Ewoks yell inside?

Because they use their Endor voices!

My whole life I thought Chewbacca was an ewok

Wookie mistake.

Why doesn't Darth Vader like to eat Ewoks?

He thinks they're a little Chewie.

Ewoks aren’t meant outside

They are Endor pets

An Ewok was sitting at a bar...

all of a sudden he starts screaming!

The Bartender turns around and says, "Hey! Use your Endor voice!!"

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Do Ewoks shit in the woods?

No, they have Endor plumbing

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So some jerks cooked and ate an Ewok.

It was a little Chewy.

What’s an Ewok’s favourite sport?

‪Endor football. ‬

An ewok goes to a barbershop

And the barber says, "We don't take any walk-ins here."

I once met an Ewok with no parents.

He was an Endorphin.

Why do Ewoks keep shouting?

They have no Endor voice.

An Ewok walks into a bar....

and says to the bartender, “I’ll have a whisky and …… soda.”

The bartender says, “Sure thing—but why the little pause?”

“Dunno,” says the Ewok. “I’ve had them all my life.”

You Might be a Redneck Jedi If…

* You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with ya’ll."
* Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
* You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.
* At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.
* You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
* You have ever had a...

What do you call an Ewok magician?

Harry Houtini

What do you call an politically active Ewok ?

An Ewoke

Why dont Ewoks ever get in trouble for yelling?

Because they use their Endor voice!

I translated an Ewokese joke into English

An Ewok marches into a cantina and says to the bartender, “I’ll have a Jawa Juice and …… Bantha milk.”
The bartender says, “Sure thing—but why the little pause?”
“Not sure,” says the Ewok. “I’ve had them all my life.”

*Yub Nub!*

I was making Ewok for dinner

but I cooked it too long and it was like, a little Chewy.

-- (Wil Shipley)

What do you call a pet Ewok that stays inside?

An Endor pet

What do you call an Ewok who just ate pancakes?

A sticky Wicket.

What do the inhabitants of Endor use to cook their stir frys?

An Ewok

What did the teacher tell the Ewoks who were talking too loud?

You need to use your Endor voices.

How did Luke Skywalker get around the forest moon of Endor?

Ewoked.

Since its may the 4th, I decided to watch the classic Star Wars trilogy with my girlfriend.

First time she ever saw Chewbacca, and she thought he was an Ewok... ... ...

Classic wookie mistake.

(Oldie, but never gets olde)

How did the Space Teddy Bear cross the road?

Ewoked.

My list of jokes

I told my sister not to stand near the trees in our back yard. I don’t know what it is they just seem shady.

How do you have a party in space, you planet.

Why can’t Ewoks shout in the house. They have to use their Endor voices.

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon. Because she’ll ...

How did Luke make it across Endor after he crashed his speeder bike?

Ewoked.

What is Princess Leia’s favorite Aerosmith song?

Ewok this way.

How did Darth Vader cross the street?

Ewoked.

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