Luke and Yoda are training on Dagobah. Suddenly, part of the ledge in front of them falls off. "Oh no, what do we do, master?" asked Luke. "Worry not" replied Yoda. Yoda takes out a giant 6-foot fork, lays it across the gap in the ledge, and they use it as a bridge.
Soon enough, they come to ...
Why are all numbers on Dagobah afraid of 7?
Because 6, 7 8
So a man walks into a donut shop on Dagobah...
And he sees a little green alien behind the counter. He asks for a hot donut.
The alien says, "Broken, our fryer is. Yesterday's donuts, I can sell you. Also, donut ingredients, we still have."
But the man is really craving a warm donut, so he asks, "Are you absolutely sure I can't get...
What OS do Jedi run their computers on?
What noise do sheep make where Yoda’s from?
Did I come up with this :P
So i tell all my friends this joke that isnt the funniest but I believe I came up with it by myself and I make sure I tell everyone I do. Am i wrong? haha.
anyway. Where is Yodas favourite place to drink?
Am I now a comedian or did I see this somewhere el...
You Might be a Redneck Jedi If…
* You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with ya’ll." * Your Jedi robe is camouflage. * You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light. * At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored. * You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok. * You have ever had a...
What does Yoda do for fun?
Anything that makes the Dagobah.
What sound do alien sheep from Star Wars make?
How does Yoda spend his time?
He sits around watching the Dagobah.
How long do I go without thinking about Yoda`s death?
*Not a Dagobah...*
"Keep busy, you should." Yoda said.
"Make your Dagobah faster, it will."
What is the best way to pass the time on Tatooine?
Watch the Dagobah