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The Creation of Woman

\[Yes, I know, it's been posted before, I can't help it.\]

Adam was moping around in the Garden of Eden. Suddenly a light flashed and there was the Lord.

"What's the matter, Adam?"

Adam replied: "I'm lonely. There is nobody to talk to around here except that slimy serpent who ...

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Chinese lady buying chicken breasts

A Chinese lady who didn't know how to speak English went out to buy chicken breasts. With great difficulty and finally resorting to actions she managed to buy the chicken breasts.
The next day she went out to buy a dozen bananas and to make it easy for her, she took her husband along.

He k...

A couple of unemployed tough guys see a pair of crocodile shoes in a store window.

The one turns to the other and says, "Look at that price tag! I tell you there's money to be made there!"

So they spend the next 4 weeks in Florida hunting crocs. They kill several, eventually running out of bullets and resorting to a knife at first, then their bare hands.

The firs...

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