Phuket Jokes - 8 Hilarious Phuket Jokes

What do men in Thailand say when they can’t get girls?

“Phuket! I’m just going to Bangkok instead!”

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I was going to take a trip to Thailand, but I couldn't pick which city to visit.

Ah, Phuket.

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I've always wanted to travel to Thailand

It's been on my Phuket-list for several years.

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Arranging a business trip.

"Hello I need to book a business trip to Thailand."

"Are you going to Bangkok?"

"No, I'm just going to Phuket."

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My family was having trouble deciding on a vacation destination

So I said Phuket, let’s just go.

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I dropped everything and went to Thailand

Because Phuket.

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Planned to go to Thailand for my vaca this year but after hearing about the ladyboys I thought

Phuket

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Bill O'Reilly was considering doing a few of his shows in a foreign country.

And he was going through a list of possible countries to choose. He eventually settles on Thailand, now that's obviously not the end of the planning, he then had to decide which city he was going to have his show in and whether he should do prerecorded shows or if he'd host in a stadium in front of ...

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