John, Paul and Frank go to heaven (flagging it NSFW just in case)
When they arrive at the gate, St. Peter checks the list and tells them a bit about heaven: "It's a great place. The fountains are full of the best wine, we have the best food that appears when you think of it. Your housing will be the most beautiful and luxurious villa you couldn't even dream of on ...
Did you know people who live in Villas are really bad people?
Me: What you call people who live in America?
Me: In India?
Kids: <Groan> <Eye Roll> Daaaaaad !
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So a man walks into a bar in Mexico and sees a picture of Pancho Villa hanging on the wall. He starts talking to a local bar fly and it turns out this man’s uncle had once met Pancho Villa!
“Once, when my uncle was a young boy, Pancho Villa came riding through his town. My uncle, who was yo...
A convent in a small Italian village ran out of seasoning as they were prepping meals for orphans.
One of the older nuns decided she'd quickly ride her bicycle through town to market and pick some up. As nuns do not travel alone, a younger sister accompanied her.
The streets seemed lined with more of the townspeople than usual on this day and while the nuns were at the market a boistero...