Did you hear about that politician who objected to building another reservoir in California?

His argument didn't hold water.

When the reservoir looks kinda holy

god dam

Was talking to the guy down the street and he said he’s got a stream that runs through his property but would really like a reservoir.

I said “Well dam.”

Did you hear about the cursed night bird that lives in the reservoir?

Well owl be damned.

How was the guy in the underground water reservoir doing?

Well.

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