When the reservoir looks kinda holy

god dam

Did you hear about that politician who objected to building another reservoir in California?

His argument didn't hold water.

Was talking to the guy down the street and he said he’s got a stream that runs through his property but would really like a reservoir.

I said “Well dam.”

Did you hear about the cursed night bird that lives in the reservoir?

Well owl be damned.

How was the guy in the underground water reservoir doing?

Well.

A small town is constantly suffering catastrophic flooding when the nearby river crests...

The mayor puts out a solicitation for someone to offer a solution to this problem. Three men respond: a civil engineer, a chemist and a literary critic. They arrive to the town, and the civil engineer and the chemist go to the city hall to present their approaches, but the critic checks into a nearb...

An Englishman, Scotsman and Irishman are driving through the desert, when their car breaks down.

Staring death in the face, they decide their only chance is to try and walk to civilisation.
They decide that they should each take something off the car to help their chances of surviving.

The Englishman takes the roof lining saying "it'll give me shade from the heat of the sun".

...

A pious priest is taking a tour of the Glen Canyon Dam...

A pious priest is taking a tour of the Glen Canyon Dam when, suddenly, a hole blasts out of the side of the dam and water starts to pour out.

The priest knows that if the reservoir is emptied, the people downstream will be flooded and have to leave their homes.

He turns his attention t...

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