What do you call a reservoir with many turns and zigzags?
A twisted cistern
Did you hear about that politician who objected to building another reservoir in California?
His argument didn't hold water.
How was the guy in the underground water reservoir doing?
Well.
When the reservoir looks kinda holy
god dam
Did you hear about the cursed night bird that lives in the reservoir?
Well owl be damned.
What did the man say when his wife surprised him with three potable drinking reservoirs?
Well, well, well.
What did he say when one of them stopped working?
Oh, well.
What did he say when the other two flooded the yard?
Damn.
Two young Russian conscripts in Ukraine approach a platoon of Ukranian fighters to surrender.
They approach with their hands in the air, and their weapons holstered.
"We come to surrender. Our truck is out of fuel and broken down. The rest of our troops are miles away, and none of the gas trucks or repair technicians will be available for days. We are stranded."
The Ukrainian f...
An Englishman, Scotsman and Irishman are driving through the desert, when their car breaks down.
Staring death in the face, they decide their only chance is to try and walk to civilisation. They decide that they should each take something off the car to help their chances of surviving.
The Englishman takes the roof lining saying "it'll give me shade from the heat of the sun".
...
There are three different types of bodies of water on the earth
A: lakes, B: man-made reservoirs, and C
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