Did you hear about that politician who objected to building another reservoir in California?

His argument didn't hold water.

What did the man say when his wife surprised him with three potable drinking reservoirs?

Well, well, well.

What did he say when one of them stopped working?

Oh, well.

What did he say when the other two flooded the yard?

Damn.

Did you hear about the cursed night bird that lives in the reservoir?

Well owl be damned.

A small town is constantly suffering catastrophic flooding when the nearby river crests...

The mayor puts out a solicitation for someone to offer a solution to this problem. Three men respond: a civil engineer, a chemist and a literary critic. They arrive to the town, and the civil engineer and the chemist go to the city hall to present their approaches, but the critic checks into a nearb...

How was the guy in the underground water reservoir doing?

Well.

A pious priest is taking a tour of the Glen Canyon Dam...

A pious priest is taking a tour of the Glen Canyon Dam when, suddenly, a hole blasts out of the side of the dam and water starts to pour out.

The priest knows that if the reservoir is emptied, the people downstream will be flooded and have to leave their homes.

He turns his attention t...

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