He’d led a good life but now it was close to the end. He mentally replayed the years - all the good experiences and some of the hardships.
Suddenly he smelled a smell from his childhood. Yes! It was the smell of chocolate chip cookies baking. What great memories he had of hid mother bak...
A man wanted to buy a good insecticide
"Is this good for wasps ?" a man asked the retailer.
"No, it kills them" the retailer replayed.
Just water for me, please
An American, an Irishman and a Dutchman are spending the day at a beer festival I Germany. After a long day, they end up at a local pub near their hotel. The bartender asks the American what he will have. – I'll have a Budweiser, he answered, the best beer in the world. Next to be asked was the Dutc...
It's just miracle water
So this man was pulled over at the customs.
They had a look in his car and found a big plastic can in the backseat.
\- What have we here?, asked the officer.
\- That? The man replayed, that's miracle water from Canada.
The office loosened the lid and put his nose to t...
The bar with the great 12-inch pianist
A man walks in to a bar to see a 12-inch pianist playing piano and he is amazing. He asked the bar tender where did you get this guy from? The bar tender tells him don’t even bring him up. The man kept ordering drinks and tipping so that the bar tender can finally answer his question. ...
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kids should never swear
one afternoon these two brothers were talking, one was 5 and the other was 6, the 6 year old said 'tomorrow, we are going to swear in front of mom'
so the next day the mom asked 'what cereal do you boys want?'
'fucking cornflakes' replayed the 6 year old, the mom sent him to his room. ...