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Repairmen Jokes

Why are fence repairmen always single?

You get no love as a reposter.

The Divorce Settlement

On the first day, he sadly packed his belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases.

On the second day, he had the movers come to collect his things.

On the third day, he sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining-room table, by candle-light; he put on some soft background musi...

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The Smith family name gets its origin from a line of blacksmiths. The Cobbler family name get its origin from a line of shoe repairmen.

What the hell was going on with the Dickinson family?

I didn't believe it when I first heard that my dad was stealing from his job as a road repairmen...

But when I got home, all the signs were there

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