My Friend And I Recently Desecrated A German Composer's Tomb
It was Bach-breaking work, but we got it done.
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Four nuns at the pearly gates
In heaven, four nuns are queueing outside the pearly gates.
St Pete says: "If your entire body is pure, you are welcome, no further questions asked."
First nun in line: "There was this naughty abbot in the monastery... one time he exposed himself and... well... overcome with desire I t...
The best part about owning a cat...
One of the best things about having a cat is that when you hear noises at night you can just think, "Oh, must be the cat," and go back to sleep. Why, just last night my cat dragged what must have been a large chain around the house moaning, "All who have desecrated this land must die." ...so cute.