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It feels weird masturbating to dead pornstars

The weirdest part is having to rebury them

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Things not to say after sex:

– You are better than your sister.

– When do I put the condom on?

– There’s money on the counter.

– Alright who’s gonna help me rebury this?

– Do you have aids ? I don’t want to get it again.

– Yeah, definitely gay.

– It was better when you were sleeping....

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The cleanup work after sex can be quite exhausting

Especially reburying the body

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