Ratings Jokes - 12 Hilarious Ratings Jokes

Movie ratings are an indication of who gets the girl

* Rated G - the prince gets the girl.
* Rated PG - the hero gets the girl.
* Rated R - the villain gets the girl.
* Rated X - everyone gets the girl!

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leather quality ratings

Leather is “rated” based on its texture. Cows with abundant water sources typically have softer hides, rated “A”. But hides from cows living in hot, dry climates are typically D Hide-Rated.

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Why don't aliens visit our solar system?

Terrible ratings. One star.

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What has worse ratings than my Tinder account?

CNN

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Trump’s wall is like his approval ratings

They’re both never going up

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A friend of mine wrote a book in prison about ratings systems

It was titled "Prose and Cons"

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in the wake of the pandemic and failing ratings, AMC's The Walking Dead has changed it's format.

it will now be a reality show shot solely inside America's nursing homes.

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Trump and Obama meets during inauguration.

Trump asks: Barack, your approval ratings are pretty high. I love ratings bigly. Can you give me some tips?

Obama: The key is having a strong administration. I make sure that my administration not only works hard but is also composed of smart people.

Trump: What do you mean?

Oba...

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What do OnlyFans content creators and car tyre manufacturers have in common?

They both give you load ratings

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Netflix is replacing its star ratings with thumbs up and thumbs down.

Whether you like it, or not.

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call me crazy, but i think it is possible for a Democratic president who spent his first term setting records for high inflation, gas prices and low approval ratings to win a second term in office

Jimmy Carter 2024

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Did ABC purposefully mix up the Best Picture announcement in an effort to drive ratings?

After some careful research I've found nearly everybody on that stage to be a paid actor!

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