UPJOKE
staircasestairwayinclineembankmentstormrageallium tricoccumwild leekclimbwalkwayslopeoverpassfreewayfootbridgerunway

Ramps Jokes

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Why does Alabama only have ramps?

Because they don't fuck with Steps

I have a confession. Lately I've been greasing up all the wheelchair ramps around town.

I've tried so hard to stop, but once you start it's a really slippery slope...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Batman and Robin go out for a few drinks

Both superheroes are exhausted after a long week of non-stop crime fighting, and decide to chill for a few a hours at the local watering hole.

Robin knows his friend has been working way too hard and for long hours. So he thinks, what the heck, he can get drunk and relax. He decides to remain...

I tend to confuse Tony Hawk with Stephen Hawking

To be fair, they both love ramps

As election season ramps up, I'd like for us to take a moment and Pray for our President.

Psalm 109:8.

Very few people know this, but legendary motorcycle daredevil Evel Knievel was a very intelligent man, and had the same IQ as professor Stephen Hawking.

They also shared a love of ramps.

I knew a guy who used to get Tony Hawk and Stephen Hawking confused

Understandable, they both loved ramps.

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.