I have a confession. Lately I've been greasing up all the wheelchair ramps around town.

I've tried so hard to stop, but once you start it's a really slippery slope...

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Why does Alabama only have ramps?

Because they don't fuck with Steps

As election season ramps up, I'd like for us to take a moment and Pray for our President.

Psalm 109:8.

What do Stephen Hawking and Tony Hawk have in common?

The both love ramps.

It's a little-known fact that legendary stuntman Evel Kneivel had an IQ of 160, the same as genius professor Stephen Hawking.

Ironically, they also shared a love of ramps.

I knew a guy who used to get Tony Hawk and Stephen Hawking confused

Understandable, they both loved ramps.

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