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A mother and daughter are headed northbound on the highway.

At the same time there's a girlfriend and her boyfriend furiously arguing heading southbound on the same highway. The argument gets completely out of control. To the point where the girlfriend whips out a knife, grabs her boyfriends penis, cuts it off, and throws it out the window.

The penis ...

TIFU. I was heading northbound and attempted a U-turn.

Here's where things went south.

A WW2 vet is giving a speech at an all girl school.

He begins talking about some of the airfights he was a part of. " I was flying northbound, when a f**ker came up on my left, and another two f**kers came up on my right." The headmistress, shocked, quicky explained: "Ladies, the fokker was a german airplane." The vet replies: " Yes, but these f**ker...

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