What do you call a man driving northbound on the southbound side of a Beijing highway?
Mr Wong Wei.
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
A mother and daughter are headed northbound on the highway.
At the same time there's a girlfriend and her boyfriend furiously arguing heading southbound on the same highway. The argument gets completely out of control. To the point where the girlfriend whips out a knife, grabs her boyfriends penis, cuts it off, and throws it out the window.
The penis ...
TIFU. I was heading northbound and attempted a U-turn.
Here's where things went south.
We were headed to dinner. We were waiting in the train station and I left to go to the bathroom and when I came back I must have gotten on the southbound train and she, thinking I was done, got on the northbound train. When she found out, she was furious! She said it’s things like this that drive us...