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Northbound Jokes

What do you call a man driving northbound on the southbound side of a Beijing highway?

Mr Wong Wei.

TIFU. I was heading northbound and attempted a U-turn.

Here's where things went south.

Marriage problems

We were headed to dinner. We were waiting in the train station and I left to go to the bathroom and when I came back I must have gotten on the southbound train and she, thinking I was done, got on the northbound train. When she found out, she was furious! She said it’s things like this that drive us...
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