What do you call a man driving northbound on the southbound side of a Beijing highway?

Mr Wong Wei.

Marriage problems

We were headed to dinner. We were waiting in the train station and I left to go to the bathroom and when I came back I must have gotten on the southbound train and she, thinking I was done, got on the northbound train. When she found out, she was furious! She said it’s things like this that drive us...

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A mother and daughter are headed northbound on the highway.

At the same time there's a girlfriend and her boyfriend furiously arguing heading southbound on the same highway. The argument gets completely out of control. To the point where the girlfriend whips out a knife, grabs her boyfriends penis, cuts it off, and throws it out the window.

The penis ...

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