Whenever it rains, my wife just sits at the window looking all sad

Maybe I should let her inside

Did you hear about the Irishman who gets wet every time it rains?

Paddy O’ Furniture

Since Vampires are supposedly hurt by holy water, I always wondered why priests don't just say a prayer over every storm cloud, kill the vampires from above. Then I realized why so many Vampires are from Europe...

Someone already blessed the rains down in Africa

Why can you see the LGBT colours in the sky after it rains?

Because the sun just came out.

When it's sunny, I think, beer garden! When it rains, I usually go to the bar for a while. When it's snowing, I like to sit in front of the TV with a case of beer.

I'm starting to think I have a problem with the weather…

What does a ghost wear when it rains?

Boooooooooooots

i bless the rains down in

ah frick... uh... i forget the words guys

What happens when it rains cats and dogs?

You can step in a poodle.....

What Pokèmon blesses the rains down in Africa?

Totodile

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A boy grows up with an outhouse...

He's in bed one night and thinks to himself,

"This is bullshit! It's 2016, we're the only ones with an outhouse!

Once it rains and the river floods some, I'm pushing it in."

The boy wakes up for school the next morning and see that it rained a bit, enough for the river to rise ...

Praying for salvation...

One rainy day, a very religious woman was standing on her front porch watching as the river across the street started to rise up its banks. A policeman drove down the road and saw her, pulled his cruiser up her drive, and got out.

"Excuse me miss," he called over to the woman, "but the rains ...

Why do people carry umbrellas when it rains?

Because umbrellas can't walk. Ba'dum tssss

What kind of vegetable do people farm indoors after it rains?

Leaks

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