Whenever it rains, my girlfriend just stands at the window looking sad
Sometimes I even let her in
Why can you see the LGBT colours in the sky after it rains?
Because the sun just came out.
Did you hear about the Irishman who gets wet every time it rains?
Paddy O’ Furniture
An archaeologist is visiting a small town in Nevada. He's just ambling around, enjoying the play of the autumn light on the terracotta and adobe-colored buildings. He rounds a corner and is surprised to see the most, bar none, stunningly beautiful alley he's ever come across...
It may sound like he's a bit nerdy, but we all have our things we love and he's a lover of old streets.
The ground of the alley is a light orange in hue, with a soft almost nutty sheen and texture.
His feet feel refreshed!
The street has gorgeous slopes and embankments, li...
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I jerk off in the shower so much
I get a hard on when it rains
What's the difference between Donald Trump and a worm?
One of them is a slimy, loathsome creature incapable of complex thought, the other one actually shows up when it rains.
I wondered why all the books about vampires were set in Europe or America but never Africa.
Then I remembered vampires are killed by holy water and they bless the rains down in Africa.
What does a ghost wear when it rains?
When it's sunny, I think, beer garden! When it rains, I usually go to the bar for a while. When it's snowing, I like to sit in front of the TV with a case of beer.
I'm starting to think I have a problem with the weather…
i bless the rains down in
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Two painters are painting a church
They notice that they don't have enough paint so they pour some water in it and finish their job. 5 minutes later a thunderstorm rains and washes everything away.
A booming voice comes over from the clouds as the painters watch.
"Repaint and thin no more"
Everyone is familiar with the story of the Wizard of Oz, right?
Dorothy and her dog get flown away in a tornado, and end up in the magical land of Oz. Obviously Dorothy misses her family and home, but her dog, Toto, he misses the rains down in Africa."
What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
You can step in a poodle.....
Two 90-year-old women, Rose and Barb, had been friends all of their lives. When it was clear that Rose was dying, Barb visited her every day. One day Barb said, “Rose, we both loved playing women’s softball all our lives, and we played all through High School. Please do me one favor: when you get to...
Praying for salvation...
One rainy day, a very religious woman was standing on her front porch watching as the river across the street started to rise up its banks. A policeman drove down the road and saw her, pulled his cruiser up her drive, and got out.
"Excuse me miss," he called over to the woman, "but the rains ...
What Pokèmon blesses the rains down in Africa?
A seer was recruited to help a party of heroes break into a ruined dungeon
The other heroes knew that his knowledge of the arcane would help them to understand and predict the nefarious traps that were sure to beset them within the darkened tunnels.
The dungeon's architect had laid it out as a chess board, and the party moved one by one along the squares. Th...