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Radicals Jokes

Wanna know how to stop radicals?

You square them!

I failed my chemistry exam today. They asked me to give an example of free radicals.

Apparently, 'ISIS fighters' was not the correct answer.

I had to go talk to my math teacher since I missed the lesson on radicals

Glad I got everything squared away.

(My mother's proudest creation) What do you call it when you lobotomize terrorists?

Simplifying Radicals.


Yes, she's a math teacher.

What's the difference between parents who don't vaccinate their children and ISIS?

One is a group made up of radicals with extremist views.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And the other group is ISIS.

Why did the molecular biologist call the FBI to incarcerate the political extremist?

Because he hated free radicals.

Why don't anarchists drink green tea?

Because it helps fight free radicals.

Why were square roots, cubed roots, and other roots arrested during the Red Scare?

They were all radicals.

How does a mathematician want to solve terrorism?

He wants to simplify the radicals.

What does Donald Trump and a mathematician have in common?

They both like to eliminate radicals.

Why are hippy drum circles like high frequency radiation?

They both cause the formation of free radicals.

Why can’t politicians do algebra? (A series of jokes)

Why can’t politicians do algebra?

They can’t solve the inequalities.

Why can’t politicians do algebra?

They’re afraid of the radicals.

Why can’t politicians do algebra?

They’re just really stupid.

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