An old Soviet communist lies on his death bed, on the verge of death. His friends are gathered around him all somber. The old man turns to one of them and says, "Dimitri, remember in 1921 you were almost executed? Well, you should know that I ratted you out to the Cheka. I hope you forgive me."
"Oh comrade, it is In the past and all is forgiven" says Dimitri.
The Communist then turns to another friend.
"Petya, remember being sentenced in 1937 to 25 years in the gulag? Well, it was me who went to the NKVD. Please forgive me."
"No more hard feelings, my friend. You are f...
What do you call a Bolshevik college?
Soviet joke my grandpa told me
Brezhnev is showing his mother how well he has done. He shows her his suite in the Kremlin, his country house with a fully stocked kitchen, his Black Sea villa, his limousine. She says: ‘This is all really nice...but what will you do if the Bolsheviks come back?’
How many Bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution
What happens when a Communist doesn’t pay their rent?
They get Bolshevik-ted.
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Not russian to the punch line on this one.
Three friends, Vick, Tom, and John, are having a discussion on ancestry.
Vick says, "I just found out my great great grandfather was part of a Democratic party in Russia in the early 1900s, and helped form an alliance with the Jewish Bund."
Tom says, "Bolshevik?"
Vick replies, "...
The Soviet Union won't ever rise again?
What a bunch of Bolshevik.