How many nihilists does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter

As the nihilist said on his death bed..

Here goes nothing

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Pansexual Nihilists be like:

Fuck everything

I used to hate Nihilist humor...

but nothing is funny to me now.

An existentialist, a nihilist, and an absurdist are baking cookies,

They've been at it for hours trying recipe after recipe, but they just can't get it right. Nothing they make tastes as good as they hope.

Eventually, the existentialist throws his hands up in despair. "Maybe we're going about this all wrong. Maybe we just need to accept that taste is subjecti...

A marxist, an anarchist, and a nihilist walk into a bar

“Sorry,” says the bartender, “we don’t serve anyone under 18.”

First they came for the nihilists, and I did nothing.

That is all.

If a nihilist were to become a superhero...

...would they wear a Futility Belt?

I’ve never really liked how I’m a nihilist, so I’m trying to be something else.

I guess you can say I’m a denihilist.

I'm a nihilist...

But I don't care how you call me

Why did the Nihilist cross the road?

Does it really matter ?

Nihilist Horse Walks in to a Bar

A Horse walks into a bar.
The Bartender sees such a vivid depth
of despair and dissatisfaction in the Horse's eyes,
like the Horse has stared into the abyss
and found the infinite void of nothingness so deep
that the Horse could no longer believe
that he himself nor anyone nor anyt...

What did the nihilist wish for on his birthday?

There's actually very little demand for nihilist merchandise.

I guess it's a Nietzsche market.

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What do you get when you screw a nihilist into a lightbulb?

Nothing, because it doesn't fucking matter.

What's the difference between an apathist and a nihilist?

Nobody cares, it doesn't really matter

Introducing the nihilist dating agency

... for people who have nothing in common

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A pessimist and a nihilist walk into a bar.

A pessimist and a nihilist walk into a bar.
The bartender asks them for their drink orders. The pessimist says “Even if you make me your best drink, I’m sure it’ll be disappointing. Go ahead, anything you make is going to be shit.”

The nihilist says, “I’ll have what he’s having but make m...

I’m nihilistic

It doesn’t matter though

What is a Nihilist?

Someone who studies rivers in Egypt.

what did the nihilist borg say?

existence is futile

I was going to adopt a nihilistic world view,

But there was no point.

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A nihilist in Middle-Earth must be a member of /r/gamingcirclejerk

Eä bad

My friend told me that I'm a nihilist, but that's impossible.

I don't live anywhere near that river.

What did the Nihilist whisper into his lover's ear?

Sweet Nothings.

What do they do at the nihilistic gym?

Exercises in futility

There are a ton of nihilists protesting downtown today...

They're part of the #NoLivesMatter movement.

What happens when the nihilistic veggie molded?

He didn’t carrot all

How do you pronounce nihilist? Like Ni-Hil-List? Or Nigh-Hill-Ist?

Never mind. It doesn't matter.

A Nihilist tries to sharpen a pencil

No punchline because we all die eventually, and in 100 years 99% of us will be forgotten. There is no point to life. Comedy is just a distraction from our eventual deaths in which we turn into a shriveled decomposing lifeless corpse, left to accumulate mould and simply vanish. If there is anything f...

An Ethical Objectivist, a Relativist, and a Nihilist walk into a bar...

The Ethical Objectivist orders water, the Relativist orders a glass of wine and the Nihilist steals a beer. The Ethical Objectivist is appalled at the Nihilist, and is upset the two are drinking. The Relativist says, “Don’t worry. You aren’t guilty by association.” The Nihilist shrugs and says, “I w...

A nihilist was robbed at gunpoint.

Nothing of value was stolen.

So I bought a nihilistic pencil

It's pointless.

What did the nihilistic sea world trainer say to his boss?

"There is no porpoise."

So I was at a conference for experimental philosophy...

and it was getting a bit dull so I turned to the guy next to me and asked

"So, what do you do?"

He lit up, eager to tell all.
"Well, I'm studying the effects of introducing rodents to Nihilistic thinking through an intricate series of signals and experiments. Nice to meet cha!"

A nihilist walks into a bar...

Some of you are giving nihilistic pessimism a bad name...

And I don't care for it.

Fans around the globe are rockin' out to Mariah Carey's latest hit single ...

"*The Monitors Are Down ...*", performed live for the first time today in downtown New York City, has been praised for a unique nihilistic style and pertinent statements regarding the internet-induced apathy of today's youth.

Nihilistic Kindergartners

David Bloom gained notoriety for his book “Piscus Terminus: How to tell your five year old you flushed his fish down the toilet.” Noted for its brute realism, the book’s message led many kindergartners to spiral into a nihilistic despair, which contributed to the phenomenon of so called “Kierkegaard...

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