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I used to hate Nihilist humor...

but nothing is funny to me now.
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An existentialist, a nihilist, and an absurdist are baking cookies,

They've been at it for hours trying recipe after recipe, but they just can't get it right. Nothing they make tastes as good as they hope.

Eventually, the existentialist throws his hands up in despair. "Maybe we're going about this all wrong. Maybe we just need to accept that taste is subjecti...
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Nihilist Horse Walks in to a Bar

A Horse walks into a bar.
The Bartender sees such a vivid depth
of despair and dissatisfaction in the Horse's eyes,
like the Horse has stared into the abyss
and found the infinite void of nothingness so deep
that the Horse could no longer believe
that he himself nor anyone nor anyt...
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As the nihilist said on his death bed..

Here goes nothing
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What did the nihilist wish for on his birthday?

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Pansexual Nihilists be like:

Fuck everything

If a nihilist were to become a superhero...

...would they wear a Futility Belt?
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How many nihilists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn’t matter. Nothing matters.
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Why did the Nihilist cross the road?

Does it really matter ?
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At some point, a nihilistic physicist must have understood...

without protons, nothing matters.
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Want to hear a joke about a nihilist?

Nah, what's the purpose?
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A socialist, a nihilist, and a neo-marxist walk into a bar and order drinks

"We don't sell alcohol to anyone under 18", says the bartender.
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Was gonna say a nihilist joke

But nahhh it doesn't matter
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I'm a nihilist...

But I don't care how you call me
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Introducing the nihilist dating agency

... for people who have nothing in common
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What's the difference between an apathist and a nihilist?

Nobody cares, it doesn't really matter
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There's actually very little demand for nihilist merchandise.

I guess it's a Nietzsche market.
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What is a Nihilist?

Someone who studies rivers in Egypt.
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I’m nihilistic

It doesn’t matter though
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An objectivist, a nihilist, and an absurdist walk into a bar

They sit down and order beers.

The objectivist takes a drink and says "I wish I could enjoy this without wondering if I enjoy this just because I was told to."

The nihilist takes a drink and says "I wish I could enjoy this without knowing enjoyment is only fleeting."

The ab...
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A pessimist and a nihilist walk into a bar.

A pessimist and a nihilist walk into a bar.
The bartender asks them for their drink orders. The pessimist says “Even if you make me your best drink, I’m sure it’ll be disappointing. Go ahead, anything you make is going to be shit.”

The nihilist says, “I’ll have what he’s having but make m...

I was going to adopt a nihilistic world view,

But there was no point.
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A nihilist was robbed at gunpoint.

Nothing of value was stolen.
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What did the Nihilist whisper into his lover's ear?

Sweet Nothings.
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There are a ton of nihilists protesting downtown today...

They're part of the #NoLivesMatter movement.
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What happens when the nihilistic veggie molded?

He didn’t carrot all
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What did the nihilist say to the borg?

existence is futile.
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I’ve never really liked how I’m a nihilist, so I’m trying to be something else.

I guess you can say I’m a denihilist.
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What do they do at the nihilistic gym?

Exercises in futility
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What's the most nihilistic vegetable?

Despairagus.
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So I bought a nihilistic pencil

It's pointless.
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So I was at a conference for experimental philosophy...

and it was getting a bit dull so I turned to the guy next to me and asked

"So, what do you do?"

He lit up, eager to tell all.
"Well, I'm studying the effects of introducing rodents to Nihilistic thinking through an intricate series of signals and experiments. Nice to meet cha!"
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Nihilistic Kindergartners

David Bloom gained notoriety for his book “Piscus Terminus: How to tell your five year old you flushed his fish down the toilet.” Noted for its brute realism, the book’s message led many kindergartners to spiral into a nihilistic despair, which contributed to the phenomenon of so called “Kierkegaard...
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An amoralist, a nihilist, and a world-weary cynic walk into a bar.

The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve minors in here.".
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My friend told me that I'm a nihilist, but that's impossible.

I don't live anywhere near that river.
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How do you pronounce nihilist? Like Ni-Hil-List? Or Nigh-Hill-Ist?

Never mind. It doesn't matter.
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A nihilist in Middle-Earth must be a member of /r/gamingcirclejerk

Eä bad

A nihilist walks into a bar...

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An Ethical Objectivist, a Relativist, and a Nihilist walk into a bar...

The Ethical Objectivist orders water, the Relativist orders a glass of wine and the Nihilist steals a beer. The Ethical Objectivist is appalled at the Nihilist, and is upset the two are drinking. The Relativist says, “Don’t worry. You aren’t guilty by association.” The Nihilist shrugs and says, “I w...
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What did the nihilistic sea world trainer say to his boss?

"There is no porpoise."
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Three philosophers walk into bar.

Three philosophers walk into a bar: a nihilist, a fatalist, and an absurdist. They all are served an empty shotglass, which they dutifully and gladly accept.


The first two stay sober but the absurdist still gets hammered.
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Why doesn’t Santa get something for the child who believes in nothing?

Because they’re on the nihilist.
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Spelling

Guy: "How do you spell nihilism?" Nihilist: "It doesn't matter."
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My life has no meaning, the only thing that brings me joy is listening to my favorite member of One Direction.

I guess you could call me a nihilist
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Is it true what they say about Directioners who are into the Irish guy?

That's they're nihilists?

Note: I'll show myself to the door. Bye :)
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Fans around the globe are rockin' out to Mariah Carey's latest hit single ...

"*The Monitors Are Down ...*", performed live for the first time today in downtown New York City, has been praised for a unique nihilistic style and pertinent statements regarding the internet-induced apathy of today's youth.
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