What do you call an organic compound in which a hydroxyl is bound to a carbon atom of an alkyl??
See? Sometimes alcohol IS the answer!!
A physics professor and his assistant are working on liberating negatively-charged hydroxyl ions...
A physics professor and his assistant are working on liberating negatively-charged hydroxyl ions, when all of a sudden, the assistant says, "Wait, professor, what if the salicylic acids do not accept the hydroxyl ions?" And the professor responds, "That's no hydroxyl ion; that's my wife!"
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I was talking to my therapist about my irrational fear of few chemicals.
Me: So, I'm afraid of hydroxyl groups.