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My favorite Norm Macdonald joke

(I’m paraphrasing a bit)

Someone told me that the worst thing about the whole Cosby thing was the hypocrisy. I disagreed.

I thought it was the raping.


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RIP you magnificent bastard.

(Edit: formatting)

My son said he hates paraphrasing.

Or something like that.

I finally mustered up the courage to ask my masseuse out to a movie date...

When we got to the ticket counter she asks, β€œDoes it cost more if there is a happy ending?”

A paraphrasing of a joke my friend wrote.

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Jesus On The Cross

This is a joke I heard some time ago. I'm paraphrasing real bad (from another language as well), but I'll try:

Jesus is on his cross, with his people grieving below him. Suddenly, he says:

"Mother, are you standing down there?"

To which she replies: "Yes, of course, my child."<...

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